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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via q-sovereignvirus)





actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via little-miss-ladybuglet)





catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via perks-of-being-chinese)





rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via masturgr8)